At the end of a tiny deserted bar sat a huge Maori man. He was having a few beers when a short well-dressed, and obviously gay, man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the Maori. Leaning over, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive Maori man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, before returning to his seat.

Stunned, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the Maori, and said, "I've never seen you react like that before, what did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the Maori replied. "Something about a job."

Every time I travel between London and Paris on the Eurostar I accumulate points that can be exchanged for various goodies (similar to frequent flyer miles or whatever). One of the goodies is tickets to Disneyland Paris hehe, and as of my last trip I had accumulated just enough points for two adult day-tickets. So Kristina and I were big kids for the day today and set out to meet Mickey!

Photos and videos here :)

Shortest day of the year today in the northern hemisphere (or yesterday - one or the other), and it's Christmas on Saturday already! I'm heading back through to London on Friday, spending Christmas with the mates and staying put that week, doing the New Year's thing in London and then its back to Paris from January 2nd for the foreseeable future :) Obviously it would have been nice to get away for New Year's, but after all the travelling this year my annual leave has been well and truly used up!

In other news, after returning home to Texas not even three weeks ago, Kristina is coming back hahaha! Long story short, she does freelance swim coaching over the summer, and we've made some pretty decent travel plans from September which I'll bang on about later. In the interim she was planning to find some sort of random work to see her through until summer, but figured she could do that over here too seeing as I'm here hehe - good plan! The only problem is she won't have a work visa which will make job hunting slightly harder but by no means impossible. So anyway she just booked her flight tonight and is touching down in London on the 30th in time for New Year's! :)

Ho ho ho!