Another one of my favourite (and naughty) pastimes was towing people's letterboxes away with my car who had pissed me off in some way. This guy was an ex-cop and it seemed to have messed him up mentally. When we were kids, if we accidently kicked a ball up his driveway he'd run out, grab it, and we'd never see it again! That's but one of many stories involving this guy, and so eventually I decided he'd never see his letterbox again. He replaced it with an ice cream container nailed to the fence, and that was his letterbox for months hahaha! |
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This prick was the principal of a local high school, and one day he came out and went off his nut while I was working on the milk run because one of my staff had picked his soccer ball up off the raod (because it was covered in shit and looked like it had been discarded) and we'd taken it. He went ape-shit at me, ape-shit at my staff, and so about a week later I went ape-shit on his letterbox. However he replaced it with this big brick thing, and I wasn't going to try towing that away ;) |
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And what did I do with all the letterboxes? They met their maker right next to my first house hahaha :) |